Showing posts with label Drumchapel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drumchapel. Show all posts
Monday, 13 June 2011
A State of Mind...
I was eighteen years old, given a uniform, handcuffs, truncheon and whistle - and sent off to patrol one of the most violent environments in Britain at that time - Drumchapel. Very few people from Drumchapel became Police Officers. A criminal conviction of any sort precluded you from applying - effectively ruling out a significant portion of younger people from the sprawling housing estate from ever joining the force. Not that this indicated most folks from Drumchapel were criminals - absolutely not. Poor educational qualifications, poverty, ill health and a whole heap of other social ills excluded them from applying. But I'd made it in, and was proud of doing so. Growing up in Drumchapel and unlike most of my friends; I'd avoided any kind of trouble with the law not because I was a saint - but because I could run really fast.
I wasn't enjoying this particular time in the force however. Arresting people you'd grown up with, knocking on the doors of friends to drag their Dad off to the cells wasn't pleasant. But it appeared I was the only Officer at that time who knew every single street, every back alley and so my knowledge of the area was invaluable where the all important 'response times' were concerned.
It was raining, raining so hard that even through my PC Plod boots my feet were soaking wet. I had another two hours of this shift to go - another two hours of stomping around streets looking for folks with hooped shirts, masks and carrying a swag bag. I never saw any - ever.
That night my call sign was 'Hotel' and my partner was 'India' - on a night like this we both wished it was 'Mike Hotel' or 'Mike India' - Mike would signify we were a mobile unit. As it was, we both plodded miserably around the streets knowing that even criminals stay indoors when the weather is bad. Our expectations from a night like this were low.
Suddenly our radio's crackled into life - "Foot patrol India - Foot patrol Hotel'
On this dreary night even sorting out a 'domestic' would have been welcome so I quickly grabbed my radio 'Hotel over'
'Hotel - Do you know where Linkwood Drive is and are you anywhere in the vicinity over?'
'Affirmative on both - four or five streets away from Linkwood now. Can be there in less than five minutes over'
'Roger Hotel. Can you and India please attend - Anonymous Triple nine call. Report of a person trapped in a burning vehicle. Fire Service have been informed and are en-route over'.
We both started running as fast as we could. I realised that a quick left through a tenement and out the back door, over a back fence then through another tenement, would have us there in next to no time. My partner albeit the senior officer offered no protest. He knew I had grown up here, still lived here, knew where I was going.
As luck would have it we emerged just twenty metres or so from the 'burning vehicle' - it was no burning vehicle - it was a burnt-out vehicle. I'd seen it days before and had asked the council to remove it but nothing other than robberies ever happened quickly around here. Inside the mangled wreckage, I could see someone moving in the driver's seat. We approached wondering what this was all about. In the driver's seat sat a kid who could have been no more than twelve years old, his hands clasped around the contorted steering wheel. The only real danger was from jagged, twisted metal threatening to puncture him but given he'd found his way in, I guessed he'd know an easy way out. I took a good look at him and realised he appeared to have Down's Syndrome.
I got back on the radio "Hotel to Bravo - Stand down the fire service, stand down any other units. No fire, no danger, will update shortly - received?'
"Received and understood Hotel - standing down fire service"
"Hi there" I said to the kid.
"Hello" he answered, without really looking in our direction. He continued trying hard to get the steering wheel moving.
"This your vehicle?" I asked smiling.
"Yes"
"I must ask if you have been drinking alcohol whilst driving today sir"
He laughed and shook his head as though I were stupid.
"Do you have a licence for this vehicle?" I asked jokingly.
He smiled again, "In the house" he answered assertively, pointing to the tenement beside us.
"Can I ask you to step out of the car please sir and get me your licence?"
Surprisingly the door still worked and out he stepped onto the street, into the pouring rain.
Laughing I asked again "Now, do you really have a licence for this car or are you pulling my leg?"
"I Joking" He replied.
"So, where have you been?"
He looked at the burnt out wreck, looked at me and his face lit up so warmly that momentarily it banished the rain.
"Everywhere" He said before running off into the tenement entrance.
That one word 'Everywhere' - uttered from a kid who had more than his share of injustice heaped upon him taught me something right there and right then. Life is a state of mind.
At times when I've surveyed the wreckage of my own life - It's a lesson I've tried to hang onto.
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Sunday, 5 June 2011
The Lies that Bind...
Ok, I gotta stay upbeat - got to keep on going lest I slump into being a misery guts - and to that end I was thinking over some old events earlier. Thinking of the times when I got it right - and inevitably, the times when I got it wrong. Lies came to mind. You know when you tell an out and out 'whopper' and boy (or girl) it comes back to haunt you ten-fold? Apart from 'No Mum - I swear it was the dog took the biscuits out of the cupboard and ate them' I think the first ever lie which really dropped me in it was the following;
I was only 18 and I'd just joined the Police Force in Glasgow. Every morning we'd be put on parade, inspected, and woe betide anyone who didn't appear absolutely pristine. One of the odd rules back then was that you could only have a 'full set' where facial hair was concerned (A full set being beard and moustache - not one or the other), and even then they had to be grown during leave as 'stubble' wasn't permitted.
I'd overslept and running my hand across my chin decided 'Yeah that'll pass' - Fail.
The Chief Inspector walked along the ranks peering closely at every uniform, every pair of shoes, every face - he came to me and stopped in his tracks. He nodded at the wee Sergeant who always scurried along behind him. I watched as the Sergeant scribbled in his notebook in big letters PC Rory Grant. "My office after Parade!" The Chief Inspector roared.
I hadn't quite mastered the art of appearing in a senior officer's office. There's a way it has to be done, a way you salute, remove your cap, step forward and jump up and down with your legs and feet crashing back down in some kind of unison. I did it as though I owned four legs, six arms and had just been electrocuted.
He shook his head and said with a disapproving scowl 'Your facial hair! It lowers the standards of this great force!'
I imagined masked robbers passing the word to one another 'Grant's got facial hair. Police force in disarray, we do the job today'.
I stood there silent.
'Well?' He bellowed.
'Sir?'
'If it's possible to have an excuse for such a disgraceful exhibition then I want to hear it and I want to hear it now - Why haven't you shaved?!'
At this point I should have said 'Slept in Sir. Won't happen again', taken whatever punishment was coming and forgotten about it, but no, I was stupid, I lied.
'I don't know how to sir!'
This clearly hit him from left field. He sat bolt upright in his chair and stared at me. Stunned he slowly repeated 'Don't...know...how to?'
'Yes Sir'
'Hasn't your father ever shown you?'
'Sir, no sir'
He gave a pained expression before standing up. Stepping out from behind his desk he stood at my side and patted my shoulder. 'You poor boy. You poor, poor boy. If this force does nothing else it will make a man of you.'
Rather worryingly, making a 'man of me' involved meeting him half an hour early in the gents bathroom every morning for the next week. There I was shown how to 'sweep upwards' and 'glide down' my chin with the razor. I was taught how to remove nasal hair with tweezers, I was shown how to stem blood loss with toilet paper when I inevitably cut myself. I was shown how to extract hairs from the tricky corners of one's mouth by angling the razor at 45 degrees - 'no more, no less!'
It was mind numbingly dull and got me out of bed a whole hour earlier than I should have had to. I learned a valuable lesson that week and it had nothing to do with shaving.
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I was only 18 and I'd just joined the Police Force in Glasgow. Every morning we'd be put on parade, inspected, and woe betide anyone who didn't appear absolutely pristine. One of the odd rules back then was that you could only have a 'full set' where facial hair was concerned (A full set being beard and moustache - not one or the other), and even then they had to be grown during leave as 'stubble' wasn't permitted.
I'd overslept and running my hand across my chin decided 'Yeah that'll pass' - Fail.
The Chief Inspector walked along the ranks peering closely at every uniform, every pair of shoes, every face - he came to me and stopped in his tracks. He nodded at the wee Sergeant who always scurried along behind him. I watched as the Sergeant scribbled in his notebook in big letters PC Rory Grant. "My office after Parade!" The Chief Inspector roared.
I hadn't quite mastered the art of appearing in a senior officer's office. There's a way it has to be done, a way you salute, remove your cap, step forward and jump up and down with your legs and feet crashing back down in some kind of unison. I did it as though I owned four legs, six arms and had just been electrocuted.
He shook his head and said with a disapproving scowl 'Your facial hair! It lowers the standards of this great force!'
I imagined masked robbers passing the word to one another 'Grant's got facial hair. Police force in disarray, we do the job today'.
I stood there silent.
'Well?' He bellowed.
'Sir?'
'If it's possible to have an excuse for such a disgraceful exhibition then I want to hear it and I want to hear it now - Why haven't you shaved?!'
At this point I should have said 'Slept in Sir. Won't happen again', taken whatever punishment was coming and forgotten about it, but no, I was stupid, I lied.
'I don't know how to sir!'
This clearly hit him from left field. He sat bolt upright in his chair and stared at me. Stunned he slowly repeated 'Don't...know...how to?'
'Yes Sir'
'Hasn't your father ever shown you?'
'Sir, no sir'
He gave a pained expression before standing up. Stepping out from behind his desk he stood at my side and patted my shoulder. 'You poor boy. You poor, poor boy. If this force does nothing else it will make a man of you.'
Rather worryingly, making a 'man of me' involved meeting him half an hour early in the gents bathroom every morning for the next week. There I was shown how to 'sweep upwards' and 'glide down' my chin with the razor. I was taught how to remove nasal hair with tweezers, I was shown how to stem blood loss with toilet paper when I inevitably cut myself. I was shown how to extract hairs from the tricky corners of one's mouth by angling the razor at 45 degrees - 'no more, no less!'
It was mind numbingly dull and got me out of bed a whole hour earlier than I should have had to. I learned a valuable lesson that week and it had nothing to do with shaving.
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